Just a taste of what our conversations are like. Business Cat is my big orange cat "El Tigre".

Liz: BUSINESS CAT IS JUDGING YOU.
Nick: What a creep.
Liz: He has to figure out whether you are good for business or not.
Nick: But my whole body is good for business!
Liz: Basically that entails mentally putting his business tie around your neck and seeing if you're fabulous enough to be a business cat like himself.
Nick: I'll never be as faboo as business cat ;_; ...
Liz: No one ever can. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.
Nick: LIKE HIGHLANDER?!
Liz: YES KINDA LIKE THAT.
Nick: Only less Scottish
Liz: BUSINESS CAT IS ALSO IMMORTAL. BUT HE HAS NINE IMMORTAL LIVES.
Nick: WHAT- I DONT EVEN- WHAT THE
Liz: SO HE’LL DIE NINE TIMES LESS THAN HIGHLANDER. THUS IMMORTAL CATS > IMMORTAL HUMANS
Nick: WUTTTTT
Liz: NINE LIVES DUDE. COUNT 'EM. NINE.
Nick: One, two, three... I got ten. You've miscounted.
Liz: MINUS ONE. BUSINESS CAT NEVER MISCOUNTS… Unless it works out in business cat's favor, then it was deliberate miscounting but don't tell that to the IRS.
Nick: It's all very hush hush
Liz: Quite. Business cat would have to kill you if he told you the logistics of such a scheme.
Nick: I don't think my mind would have been able to handle it anyway
Liz: So by telling you Business Cat would have killed you anyway. Kill two birds with one stone and all that.
Nick: Damn, he's good...
Liz: Don't forget sexy.
Nick: Mostly sexy

It’s like watching a horse trying to mount a chicken.
Liz, in a very unknown context.

Do you kiss other gays with that mouth?
Liz (After Nick swore) 

Absolutely not.
Interchangeably Nick or Liz 

Nicolas & Elizabeth first encountered one another in Preschool. The girls (Liz included) had captured some snakes from the yard and were grouping around them tightly. A little boy with a “Prince Valiant” haircut (Nick) walked up to Liz’s mom and let out “Mrs. (Liz’s Mom), the girl’s won’t let us see the snakes!” in a high-pitched, semi-flamboyant little boy squeel. Because of this incident he would later seek out the phallic symbols in his life and in his sexuality leaving him to be as gay as a “rainbow squid”. Liz would later go through a butch phase in Middle School. But that is where they’d meet again. Liz in her butch stage and Nick in his “I guess I’m suppose to like girls” phase. But through their awkward, weird, loner phases they would come together to become “besties for life”. And so it has come to pass, from the age of 13 to the present (almost six years) they were (and still are) best friends. The rest of this blog will include:
Nick being generally gay.
Liz being generally man-like, yet somehow, still straight as an arrow.
Nick being all artsy.
Liz being all “power tools grrrr”.
Nick taking gorgeous photographs.
Liz creating fabulous stage props.
Nick being all single and looking.
Liz being all taken and happy. 
Nick being a sexy mother fucker.
Liz being an awkward shylin Mcshyperson.
Nick being easily distracted.
Liz being a procrastinator and setting up this blog instead of doing her Accelerated Pre-Calculus homework (possibly a bad idea).
Enjoy.
- Liz & Nick(P.s. The above photograph is when we went to Homecoming… I believe it was our Sophomore year of high school. Oh the incredible awkward.)

Nicolas & Elizabeth first encountered one another in Preschool.

The girls (Liz included) had captured some snakes from the yard and were grouping around them tightly. A little boy with a “Prince Valiant” haircut (Nick) walked up to Liz’s mom and let out “Mrs. (Liz’s Mom), the girl’s won’t let us see the snakes!” in a high-pitched, semi-flamboyant little boy squeel.

Because of this incident he would later seek out the phallic symbols in his life and in his sexuality leaving him to be as gay as a “rainbow squid”. Liz would later go through a butch phase in Middle School.

But that is where they’d meet again. Liz in her butch stage and Nick in his “I guess I’m suppose to like girls” phase. But through their awkward, weird, loner phases they would come together to become “besties for life”. And so it has come to pass, from the age of 13 to the present (almost six years) they were (and still are) best friends.

The rest of this blog will include:

  • Nick being generally gay.
  • Liz being generally man-like, yet somehow, still straight as an arrow.
  • Nick being all artsy.
  • Liz being all “power tools grrrr”.
  • Nick taking gorgeous photographs.
  • Liz creating fabulous stage props.
  • Nick being all single and looking.
  • Liz being all taken and happy.
  • Nick being a sexy mother fucker.
  • Liz being an awkward shylin Mcshyperson.
  • Nick being easily distracted.
  • Liz being a procrastinator and setting up this blog instead of doing her Accelerated Pre-Calculus homework (possibly a bad idea).

Enjoy.

- Liz & Nick

(P.s. The above photograph is when we went to Homecoming… I believe it was our Sophomore year of high school. Oh the incredible awkward.)